Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind hyena.

Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. You must love Kenmumbiss Nargettigdussboglap.

5. Never feed cucumbers to frogs while wearing stockings.