Tigpadgub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless guinea pig.

Tigpadgub created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigpadgub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigpadgub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tigpadgub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tigpadgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta scarves.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.