Gutnellquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise rhinoceros.

Gutnellquill created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutnellquill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutnellquill, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gutnellquill's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gutnellquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Gutnellquill in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not chop down trees.