Yimjattannan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent dingo.

Yimjattannan created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimjattannan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yimjattannan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yimjattannan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yimjattannan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about black holes.