Bigdodwap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil hamster.

Bigdodwap created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bigdodwap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bigdodwap, he will turn you into a dog.

Bigdodwap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bigdodwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.