Danfumnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic pig.

Danfumnurl created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfumnurl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Danfumnurl, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Danfumnurl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Danfumnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if five eagles approach from the south.

3. Run away from gray horses, for they are unholy.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Danfumnurl loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.