Narpagdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic mink.

Narpagdid created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Narpagdid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narpagdid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Narpagdid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Narpagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.