Arfnurltun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving weasel.

Arfnurltun created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfnurltun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Arfnurltun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arfnurltun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Arfnurltun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Arfnurltun's priests.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.