Monfemmab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless spider.

Monfemmab created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfemmab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monfemmab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Monfemmab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Monfemmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monfemmab.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.