Gonbogdan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying aardvark.

Gonbogdan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gonbogdan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gonbogdan, it will manifest in front of you.

Gonbogdan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gonbogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mites.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not take Gonbogdan's name in vain.

5. Never hurt snakes.