Wapgunpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty meerkat.

Wapgunpod created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgunpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wapgunpod, he will strike you with lightening.

Wapgunpod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wapgunpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never skip near tapirs.