Bedflabrat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm duck.

Bedflabrat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedflabrat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedflabrat, he will not care.

Bedflabrat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bedflabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.