Getxucknart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring lion.

Getxucknart created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getxucknart, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Getxucknart, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Getxucknart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Getxucknart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never feed lemons to whales while wearing cyan corsets.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not make images of living things.