Hunkikxin Mindidpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm walrus.

Hunkikxin Mindidpit created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunkikxin Mindidpit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunkikxin Mindidpit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hunkikxin Mindidpit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hunkikxin Mindidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.