Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless hydra.

Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gedpomcenbugkipbabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing violet corsets.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

5. Never play with disobedient children.