Gemmanhun Sigmobarm is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive centipede.

Gemmanhun Sigmobarm created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemmanhun Sigmobarm, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gemmanhun Sigmobarm, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gemmanhun Sigmobarm's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gemmanhun Sigmobarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never hurt snakes.