Dissligcub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive butterfly.

Dissligcub created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissligcub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dissligcub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dissligcub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dissligcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Hide if six capybaras approach from the south.

4. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.