Nelflowzog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable crane.

Nelflowzog created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelflowzog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelflowzog, he will think nothing of it.

Nelflowzog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nelflowzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not take Nelflowzog's name in vain.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never think about asteroids.