Tanladhug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking wyvern.

Tanladhug created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanladhug, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanladhug, it will cry a lot.

Tanladhug's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tanladhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Tanladhug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.