Dabwanpakhim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful hydra.

Dabwanpakhim created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Dabwanpakhim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabwanpakhim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dabwanpakhim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabwanpakhim's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Respect your elders.