Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous beaver.

Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zodbamcarcin Libshavcudkikcumvagyambass Flablunsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if three seals approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.