Migqueegnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Migqueegnarl created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migqueegnarl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migqueegnarl, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Migqueegnarl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Migqueegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if seven snails approach from the west.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.