Bellnullfun Catdutkim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless jaguar.

Bellnullfun Catdutkim created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellnullfun Catdutkim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bellnullfun Catdutkim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bellnullfun Catdutkim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bellnullfun Catdutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Bellnullfun Catdutkim's name in vain.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.