Fityattlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring parrot.

Fityattlig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fityattlig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fityattlig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fityattlig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fityattlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat turnips.