Taildibnel is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous monkey.

Taildibnel created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taildibnel, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Taildibnel, she will be mildly annoyed.

Taildibnel's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Taildibnel's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing white boots and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.