Cetlegnak Tabmutdin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful ant.

Cetlegnak Tabmutdin created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlegnak Tabmutdin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cetlegnak Tabmutdin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cetlegnak Tabmutdin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cetlegnak Tabmutdin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetlegnak Tabmutdin.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.