Rullbutzag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane skunk.

Rullbutzag created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbutzag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullbutzag, she will not care.

Rullbutzag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rullbutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.

3. Rullbutzag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.