Yogfonlargtig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent penguin.

Yogfonlargtig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfonlargtig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yogfonlargtig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yogfonlargtig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yogfonlargtig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Put Yogfonlargtig first in all things.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not hop in public.