Fatdoghom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm sheep.

Fatdoghom created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdoghom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatdoghom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fatdoghom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fatdoghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never think about dark matter.