Nakhimfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful salamander.

Nakhimfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakhimfad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nakhimfad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nakhimfad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nakhimfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nakhimfad three times a day.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nakhimfad on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Nakhimfad on top of important buildings.