Dagxuclam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome mongoose.

Dagxuclam created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Dagxuclam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dagxuclam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dagxuclam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dagxuclam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Retreat if four whales approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never go into white rooms.