Rulhakkan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow squid.

Rulhakkan created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhakkan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulhakkan, she will come to you in dreams.

Rulhakkan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rulhakkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Rulhakkan first in all things.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never bounce in holy places.