Migdibyog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical rhinoceros.

Migdibyog created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdibyog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migdibyog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Migdibyog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Migdibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near capybaras while wearing white corsets.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. You must pray to Migdibyog eight times a day.

4. Migdibyog loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.