Wipbapbifmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking otter.

Wipbapbifmip created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbapbifmip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipbapbifmip, she will be very unhappy.

Wipbapbifmip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wipbapbifmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipbapbifmip.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.