Fardadquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring gorilla.

Fardadquaf created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Fardadquaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fardadquaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fardadquaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fardadquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.