Pighitdab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered hydra.

Pighitdab created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pighitdab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pighitdab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pighitdab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pighitdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Pighitdab on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.