Map is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive octopus.

Map created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Map, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Map, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Map's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Map's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity.