Tannarllipjatgedlincam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent goblin.

Tannarllipjatgedlincam created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tannarllipjatgedlincam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tannarllipjatgedlincam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tannarllipjatgedlincam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tannarllipjatgedlincam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.