Hugqueegbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying hare.

Hugqueegbop created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugqueegbop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugqueegbop, he will turn you into a plant.

Hugqueegbop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hugqueegbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never think about spacetime near badgers while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.