Mabdissnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing seal.

Mabdissnill created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdissnill, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabdissnill, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mabdissnill's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mabdissnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabdissnill.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never sing in the presence of swans.