Wikdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving horse.

Wikdoss created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdoss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikdoss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wikdoss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wikdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Wikdoss loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.