Ratvoltik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing fox.

Ratvoltik created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratvoltik, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratvoltik, she will strike you with lightening.

Ratvoltik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ratvoltik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Ratvoltik's name in vain.

3. Ratvoltik loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing indigo shoes.