Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous naga.

Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Always obey Rill Tinbugget Zigsigminyiktom's priests.

5. Never write about moons.