Gadpibyar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow raven.

Gadpibyar created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpibyar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadpibyar, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gadpibyar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gadpibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never hurt turtles.