Vabrildud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever wolf.

Vabrildud created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabrildud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabrildud, it will manifest in front of you.

Vabrildud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vabrildud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never feed cucumbers to shrews while wearing orange shorts.