Afvegfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid frog.

Afvegfut created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Afvegfut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Afvegfut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Afvegfut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Afvegfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never look at nebulae.