Nulvidyog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving finch.

Nulvidyog created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Nulvidyog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nulvidyog, she will turn you into a dog.

Nulvidyog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nulvidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. You must pray to Nulvidyog three times a day.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nulvidyog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.