Botgodbess is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust camel.

Botgodbess created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Botgodbess, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botgodbess, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Botgodbess' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Botgodbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at stars.