Kinlansaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast centipede.

Kinlansaw created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kinlansaw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinlansaw, she will ignore you.

Kinlansaw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kinlansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Kinlansaw loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kinlansaw.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.