Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless cow.

Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hivnulvol Labwodkip Yarkengar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.